BLOG UP. I AM A VAMPIRE.

Finally, the time has come, to update my blog. Its been a year and some months since I last blogged.

Reason? Its been a busy ,fun and lovely year. Not this year though, sour times, perhaps I really "tio nao hea", because of the "fan tai shui" ? Probably, well at least I believed in it now.

For this long break, I have became a vampire, never seen daylight, always yearning for a special type of "blood", known as " Texas 5", Ya it used to be Dunhill though.



Definition of a Vampire: a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to suck the blood of sleeping persons at night.

Definition of a present Benny Chow : a solitude being, believed to be a very "NUA" guy, that is said to suck the smoke of Texas 5 at night.

Defination of "Tio nao hea": a cantonese or hokkien word which real meaning is not known till now by me and my friends, I used it when I think got unlucky.

Defination of "Fan tai shui": a term for a chinese belief that in a random year, a random batch of people, with random chinese horoscope ( eg. rabbit, snake ) will encounter a series of unfortunate events or well be unlucky or the year.

This year, me and my dad are believed to have "Fan tai shui" because of our horoscope, "rabbit & horse" I have already tasted its might, hope that everything will be pushed on me and not my dad, or even better, no more bad stuff to happen for the both of us.


Thats all for now.





P.S. I am glad I moved on a little. =)

HELP x2

Fear and anxiety has finally taken effect on me, not that I am dieing, but well its around the same as dieing, its the due date of projects and semester exams are coming, failing a module is the end of me, and again please save me...


"Dear Lord Buddha and Jesus,

Although I don't really believe in Jesus, but i still think he is a great man, if your really there, please bless me with intellect for this period of time. Dear lord Buddha, my faith in you will never die, I have not sin that much already, I know i am still lazy, but I have the heart and will to do the projects, please just make me smarter for this time, so I can complete the projects at fast speed.

I thank you Buddha for I knew I have found other half of my soul is due to some of your help, you have made me happy and I am forever grateful.
"
*prays
*Amitaba


I promised to give it a 110% and I will do it...
for the 1st time.
Trust me.
*Amen

HELP!

Term test is in two days time, and I have yet to touch the lecture notes. The only one that can save me besides myself is ..



' Dear lord Buddha, for I know I have sinned so much, it is without intention.
I know sometimes I am lazy and did not burn joss Sticks, I am sorry, but deep
in my heart, Guan Yin and you are always there. For every test, my faith in you
guys kept me on with the passes. Not only exams but you have granted me
a good life. My thanks and faith to you.' *prays



Heres something else, Mandy said if I pose her snap shot picture on the net, shes going to kill me and I am not afraid!



Aiyo, you where got look fat.

WARDROBE REVAMP

Been 3 years since i last pack my wardrobe. Nows the time.

My working clothes, carrefour, lexmark, X-Boxes, man, it brings back memories.

Some really old polo tees, the "xiao beng times" lol.

Some free t-shirts from school, well its not like I am cheap, but just required to take them. Some stuff to keep me remembering TP after I grad.

Wtf is this?

My all-time favourite jersey, Juventus,anyway Juventus is going back on track, way to go!

Before packing, terrible mess.

REVAMPED. These are my favourites, so now searching of clothes will be of ease, the black ones are the only ones i wear out,
seems like theres only black and white clothes, but well, who cares.

HAHA. I nearly choked on the apple I am eating while packing.











Sometimes, life is like a wardrobe, you get it messed up, after packing, everythings cool, you just need to spend some time doing it. Clothes like the porn star, HAHA, just like happy and embarassed times you been through, wow, since when I am taking things so seriously, guess puberty just started for me, yaaaaaaaaaay.

BETTER THEN TIO 4D(sort of)

At 1:43am, I went to tp website, thought for 5 minutes, I plucked up my courage and finally I keyed in my.. Login name/pass. As the website loads, my heart pumps faster and faster. Sadly...

HAHAH I FREAKING PASS! GODLIKE! MAYBE THESE FEW WEEKS I DO TOO MUCH GOOD DEEDS. Like..Ask my friends to keep up smoking and make them drunk during clubs.

ok zhun, from today onwards I will increase the amount of good deeds I am doing and I promise myself that I will study hard from next semester onwards!

THE JOY I AM HAVING NOW CANNOT BE DESCRIBED, I DAMN HAPPY.

THANK YOU MOM AND DAD FOR HAVING FAITH IN ME AND GIVING ME ALLOWANCE SO I WILL STUDY HARD!
THANK YOU MY FRIENDS FOR SAYING IF I FAIL THEY WILL BREAK FRIENDSHIP WITH ME.
FINALLY THANK YOU GOD,ALTHOUGH I SELDOM BURN JOSS STICKS BUT MY HEART GOT YOU CAN LIAO RIGHT?

Sorry for the cabs, but this is life, this is happiness.

IDOL REFLECTS FANS

I guess i pissed an angry fan of paul twohill whom repiled me though the youtube message around 1 month after i made the comment that i couldn't remember making at which video clip. Long sentence huh?
Take a look.



Curious to know what i commented? I have no idea too, basically i forgot. From his angry reply, i guess i did comment about how sucky paul's singing is. I admit i can't sing, but didn't singapore want us to vote for our favourite idol? So that we could discuss and give comment based on our views. Seems that this sender is a what i call " mat twit ". Well just apprehend from what he typed in that message.

I found out that a huge amount of mats and minahs in singapore are obessed with him, and some chinese girls who likes emo people.( no offense to the chinese girls ). So paul, i can imply that your fans are of this kind? So does this show that the fans reflects the idol or the idol reflects the fans?

lastly reasons why this mat/minah is so freaking pissed with my comment.
1.He/she is paul's son/daughter ,LOL, or related.
2.He/she is in love with him to a stage of over protection.
3.He/she is an emo
4.He/she has no life
5.He/she wants to suck his dick

Well, who needs twohill when we have dunhill.

MY GOD CAN THESE PEOPLE GET A FUCKING LIFE.

GOODBYE MY FRIEND

Another one, going to be botak and become the blue dog of the government, without choice. The starbucks days are short, only a few weeks but we shall light a cigarette on the ash tray for you.

The government wants us all to serve national service without given a choice or be banish from Singapore. Reasons for it, so that we take pride in being a singaporean? so that we are prepared to fight for singapore?

Ya right LKY, like we would actually arm ourselves with a gun. The one and only country we probably would stand a chance to fight against is malaysia. Cause most of them can only cook HOR FAN AND CHAO FAN, or maybe HOKKIEN MEE AND KAN CHAO HER FEN. I amit their cooking is good, but people who could only speak chinese can't fight in war, as they couldn't understand commands like "get out of there, its gonna blow". They would be "huh huh, ji shuang ah?" and get blown. Moreover malaysia is a country with a good amount of racial mixture.( no offense to malaysians, if you feel offended then don't read for the love of god, like you could read english".)

So what the benefits? Ya we could be fit, we would get to know the true super best friends in life, army friends, or being super lucky, getting marked by your fellow army mates. Sadly, at the same time, old acquaintance loses contact, people like my friend would have difficulty continuing his seemingly hopeful rock star dream. Only to be halt by the dumb government.



A last alcohol and cigarettes session following a goodbye and good luck, all the best, friend.