Sunday, July 23, 2006

SUBSTANCE ABUSE VS LEGALLY GETTING HIGH

What is substance abuse,
substance abuse is where one abuse a substance/drug that is actually/morally used to treat or have positive effects on the person(excludes getting high which is not moral). Instead of using it for the right reasons, we used them to get high.

these are some of the substance/drug which we can abuse to get high

cough medicine(the one you get from doctors, not guardian store, it seems a particular core substance to get high is not present in the guardian's cough medicine)

How to abuse?
Easy, drink at least half bottle at a shot. The effects are a total take out; hallucination, drowsiness, HIGH. Hallucination is totally awesome.
1st time?
yeah, i tried once, and never dare to abuse again, i was young, trying to clear my cough in a single dose of medication.

Glue(used to stick stuff together, the old school one in a small container, well somewhat like this)

How to abuse? Put them all in a plastic bag and sniff
effects? HIGH
1st time? I haven't really tried this before but i heard it rocks.

ok the final substance and what i really gonna share, ethane chloride.(Magic name: laughing gas)
what actually is this used for? Its sold at Watson at 11 bucks per can, you are suppose to spray it on to bruises, injuries, to numb the area.
How to abuse? spray a small amount onto absorbent stuff like clothing. Put the cloth near your nose until the peak of your nose is touching the cold moist part of the cloth, sniff it deep and softly in a long shot and not like catching your breath.
Effects? UBER HIGH ,Series of laughter.
1st time? during a chalet, yeah thank you si yuan and kj for teaching me this wonderfull art of abuse. we abuse it again if theres a chalet.
Other things to note about ethane chloride? It has a very short effect, like 5 minutes, but the effect is of drinking 2 glasses of graveyard. But good thing is that ethane chloride is cheap and available at many places!
IMPORTANT: DO NOT SPRAY DIRECTLY AT YOUR NOSE, YOU WILL DIE, I REPEAT, YOU WILL DIE

Rating: Using * to rate the level of wonder effect, from one to five stars.
Cough medicine : *****
Glue: ***
Ethane Chloride: ***
(reason for 3 star, extremely short duration of effect)

Side effects?
Cough medicine: no idea
Glue: Heard it damages your brain cells
Ethane Chloride:no idea, maybe it affects your sense of smell.

Theres a short clip of my 1st time, but i don't know how to upload videos onto blog yet, will have to ask from me haha. Thanks pin cheng for the video XD.

PS: If this entry actually anticipate you to try all those substance, its clearly not my fault, i am just sharing my point of view, I tried them out of curiosity and not purely wanting to get high.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

THE CHILDISH OLD HAG
This entry might be a pain to read, but well, like I give a shit.

Definition of a lectuerer :One who delivers lectures, especially professionally.(http://dictionary.com)

oh yes professionally,
let me share a story about a "professional" er no, prochidishional lectuerer/tutor, well same.

Sing kar lui i pressume. sing my kar cheng. Well I will leave some respect as to name her mdm sing for the story, since she will be gone in a few years or so. I mean from the world.

HERE IT GOES

It started off last week, where I, not disturbing the rest of the classmates, wasn't paying attention during her lesson. So what? This is poly for christ sake. Near the end of the lesson, I was chatting with my friend beside, then she gave us questions to do, we can't solve them and well, got a scolding.

Ok, we accept our punishment, we looked down and she started to nag, holyshit she could actually nag for 15 minutes non-stop, come on bitch, this is secondary school no more.
Then, at 4 :15 I rushed to attend my cds lesson as i was already late, without telling her about it.

Today, during her lesson, she told us,no, me. to sit infront, she said she told me last week that I must sit in front, she actually marked me just because i had to rush to attend my lesson the previous week?
I did something daring, well not that daring, i asked whats the difference between 1st and 2nd row, and she actually replied: " I can see you nearer ". FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. please , thats freaking childish shit.
ok you might think this isn't childish, i shall go on.
I said nothing and went to the front sit, told her i have to leave at 3:45, without addressing "mdm sing" 1st. She said i was seeking a request and that was not the way to do so, ok maybe i am rude, i threw my pride and and told her again in a very respectable way. When the rest of the classmates arrived, guess what, she said " Class, Benny had to leave at 3:45 , we have to accommodate him and end the class at 3:45"( In a sacastic way) Ok this is when my rage built up, but i managed it, i told her i had to, not that i want to leave early. And she said this is the kind of attitude those kind of students like me have. Guess i don't have to explain what "those kind" meant. I had to counter this time, or i really am a loser.
I threw in this, " i remembered when we were late by 1min for a... particular telsys lesson i suppose. And the lectuerer marked us late, not only, she ended late and i was late for my cds. I wouldn't want to be late again, especially for a cds test, so well i had to leave at 3:45(in a sacastic way)"
She replied, "thats my lesson", and i said "oh is it? i actually forgotten its your lesson( i gave a cocky face and said that in sarcasm)" The class laughed and she is totally pissed. I totally owned her. Therefore i don't have to argue anymore and allowed her continue her crappy nag, this time in a very pissed tone. She started said things out of anger like, failing, retaining,like i give a shit.
HAHAHA BITCH. TOTALLY PISSED.

Guess i be marked for the rest of my semester, well i just have to be caution. No regrets Benny, yes no regrets.

See this bitch




Your next
And Zidane you did the right thing,
Go fuck yourself sing kar lui.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

My 1st blog, i finally freaking did it.



The feeling of achievement.