GOODBYE MY FRIEND

Another one, going to be botak and become the blue dog of the government, without choice. The starbucks days are short, only a few weeks but we shall light a cigarette on the ash tray for you.

The government wants us all to serve national service without given a choice or be banish from Singapore. Reasons for it, so that we take pride in being a singaporean? so that we are prepared to fight for singapore?

Ya right LKY, like we would actually arm ourselves with a gun. The one and only country we probably would stand a chance to fight against is malaysia. Cause most of them can only cook HOR FAN AND CHAO FAN, or maybe HOKKIEN MEE AND KAN CHAO HER FEN. I amit their cooking is good, but people who could only speak chinese can't fight in war, as they couldn't understand commands like "get out of there, its gonna blow". They would be "huh huh, ji shuang ah?" and get blown. Moreover malaysia is a country with a good amount of racial mixture.( no offense to malaysians, if you feel offended then don't read for the love of god, like you could read english".)

So what the benefits? Ya we could be fit, we would get to know the true super best friends in life, army friends, or being super lucky, getting marked by your fellow army mates. Sadly, at the same time, old acquaintance loses contact, people like my friend would have difficulty continuing his seemingly hopeful rock star dream. Only to be halt by the dumb government.



A last alcohol and cigarettes session following a goodbye and good luck, all the best, friend.