My Testament

2008-04-01T09:14:00.002+08:00

BLOG UP. I AM A VAMPIRE.

Finally, the time has come, to update my blog. Its been a year and some months since I last blogged.

Reason? Its been a busy ,fun and lovely year. Not this year though, sour times, perhaps I really "tio nao hea", because of the "fan tai shui" ? Probably, well at least I believed in it now.

For this long break, I have became a vampire, never seen daylight, always yearning for a special type of "blood", known as " Texas 5", Ya it used to be Dunhill though.

Definition of a Vampire: a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to suck the blood of sleeping persons at night.

Definition of a present Benny Chow : a solitude being, believed to be a very "NUA" guy, that is said to suck the smoke of Texas 5 at night.

Defination of "Tio nao hea": a cantonese or hokkien word which real meaning is not known till now by me and my friends, I used it when I think got unlucky.

Defination of "Fan tai shui": a term for a chinese belief that in a random year, a random batch of people, with random chinese horoscope ( eg. rabbit, snake ) will encounter a series of unfortunate events or well be unlucky or the year.

This year, me and my dad are believed to have "Fan tai shui" because of our horoscope, "rabbit & horse" I have already tasted its might, hope that everything will be pushed on me and not my dad, or even better, no more bad stuff to happen for the both of us.

Thats all for now.

P.S. I am glad I moved on a little. =)

2007-01-29T00:32:00.000+08:00

HELP x2

Fear and anxiety has finally taken effect on me, not that I am dieing, but well its around the same as dieing, its the due date of projects and semester exams are coming, failing a module is the end of me, and again please save me...

"Dear Lord Buddha and Jesus,

Although I don't really believe in Jesus, but i still think he is a great man, if your really there, please bless me with intellect for this period of time. Dear lord Buddha, my faith in you will never die, I have not sin that much already, I know i am still lazy, but I have the heart and will to do the projects, please just make me smarter for this time, so I can complete the projects at fast speed.

I thank you Buddha for I knew I have found other half of my soul is due to some of your help, you have made me happy and I am forever grateful.
"
*prays
*Amitaba

I promised to give it a 110% and I will do it...
for the 1st time.
Trust me.
*Amen

2006-12-10T02:23:00.000+08:00

HELP!

Term test is in two days time, and I have yet to touch the lecture notes. The only one that can save me besides myself is ..

' Dear lord Buddha, for I know I have sinned so much, it is without intention.
I know sometimes I am lazy and did not burn joss Sticks, I am sorry, but deep
in my heart, Guan Yin and you are always there. For every test, my faith in you
guys kept me on with the passes. Not only exams but you have granted me
a good life. My thanks and faith to you.' *prays

Heres something else, Mandy said if I pose her snap shot picture on the net, shes going to kill me and I am not afraid!

Aiyo, you where got look fat.

2006-10-30T01:00:00.000+08:00

WARDROBE REVAMP

Been 3 years since i last pack my wardrobe. Nows the time.

My working clothes, carrefour, lexmark, X-Boxes, man, it brings back memories.

Some really old polo tees, the "xiao beng times" lol.

Some free t-shirts from school, well its not like I am cheap, but just required to take them. Some stuff to keep me remembering TP after I grad.

Wtf is this?

My all-time favourite jersey, Juventus,anyway Juventus is going back on track, way to go!

Before packing, terrible mess.

REVAMPED. These are my favourites, so now searching of clothes will be of ease, the black ones are the only ones i wear out,
seems like theres only black and white clothes, but well, who cares.

HAHA. I nearly choked on the apple I am eating while packing.

Sometimes, life is like a wardrobe, you get it messed up, after packing, everythings cool, you just need to spend some time doing it. Clothes like the porn star, HAHA, just like happy and embarassed times you been through, wow, since when I am taking things so seriously, guess puberty just started for me, yaaaaaaaaaay.

2006-10-05T02:01:00.000+08:00

BETTER THEN TIO 4D(sort of)

At 1:43am, I went to tp website, thought for 5 minutes, I plucked up my courage and finally I keyed in my.. Login name/pass. As the website loads, my heart pumps faster and faster. Sadly...

HAHAH I FREAKING PASS! GODLIKE! MAYBE THESE FEW WEEKS I DO TOO MUCH GOOD DEEDS. Like..Ask my friends to keep up smoking and make them drunk during clubs.

ok zhun, from today onwards I will increase the amount of good deeds I am doing and I promise myself that I will study hard from next semester onwards!

THE JOY I AM HAVING NOW CANNOT BE DESCRIBED, I DAMN HAPPY.

THANK YOU MOM AND DAD FOR HAVING FAITH IN ME AND GIVING ME ALLOWANCE SO I WILL STUDY HARD!
THANK YOU MY FRIENDS FOR SAYING IF I FAIL THEY WILL BREAK FRIENDSHIP WITH ME.
FINALLY THANK YOU GOD,ALTHOUGH I SELDOM BURN JOSS STICKS BUT MY HEART GOT YOU CAN LIAO RIGHT?

Sorry for the cabs, but this is life, this is happiness.

2006-09-10T03:13:00.000+08:00

IDOL REFLECTS FANS

I guess i pissed an angry fan of paul twohill whom repiled me though the youtube message around 1 month after i made the comment that i couldn't remember making at which video clip. Long sentence huh?
Take a look.

Curious to know what i commented? I have no idea too, basically i forgot. From his angry reply, i guess i did comment about how sucky paul's singing is. I admit i can't sing, but didn't singapore want us to vote for our favourite idol? So that we could discuss and give comment based on our views. Seems that this sender is a what i call " mat twit ". Well just apprehend from what he typed in that message.

I found out that a huge amount of mats and minahs in singapore are obessed with him, and some chinese girls who likes emo people.( no offense to the chinese girls ). So paul, i can imply that your fans are of this kind? So does this show that the fans reflects the idol or the idol reflects the fans?

lastly reasons why this mat/minah is so freaking pissed with my comment.
1.He/she is paul's son/daughter ,LOL, or related.
2.He/she is in love with him to a stage of over protection.
3.He/she is an emo
4.He/she has no life
5.He/she wants to suck his dick

Well, who needs twohill when we have dunhill.

MY GOD CAN THESE PEOPLE GET A FUCKING LIFE.

2006-09-08T02:03:00.000+08:00

GOODBYE MY FRIEND

Another one, going to be botak and become the blue dog of the government, without choice. The starbucks days are short, only a few weeks but we shall light a cigarette on the ash tray for you.

The government wants us all to serve national service without given a choice or be banish from Singapore. Reasons for it, so that we take pride in being a singaporean? so that we are prepared to fight for singapore?

Ya right LKY, like we would actually arm ourselves with a gun. The one and only country we probably would stand a chance to fight against is malaysia. Cause most of them can only cook HOR FAN AND CHAO FAN, or maybe HOKKIEN MEE AND KAN CHAO HER FEN. I amit their cooking is good, but people who could only speak chinese can't fight in war, as they couldn't understand commands like "get out of there, its gonna blow". They would be "huh huh, ji shuang ah?" and get blown. Moreover malaysia is a country with a good amount of racial mixture.( no offense to malaysians, if you feel offended then don't read for the love of god, like you could read english".)

So what the benefits? Ya we could be fit, we would get to know the true super best friends in life, army friends, or being super lucky, getting marked by your fellow army mates. Sadly, at the same time, old acquaintance loses contact, people like my friend would have difficulty continuing his seemingly hopeful rock star dream. Only to be halt by the dumb government.

A last alcohol and cigarettes session following a goodbye and good luck, all the best, friend.

2006-08-27T00:56:00.000+08:00

SCIENCE

Recently, due to the Pluto not being one of the planets in our solar system anymore, merely the dumb Disney dog now, plus watching discovery channel as I have nothing better to do got me this weird interest in our solar system.

Yeah, I actually went to search life on mars on yahoo, HAHA I am such a dumb gig. Found out that a mars meteorite recently hit Egypt, and scientist discovered tunnels made by some weird ancient bacteria. There you go.. The link http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/meteorite-find-suggests-life-on-mars/2006/08/24/1156012674139.html.

Maybe life really exist on mars, perhaps they look somewhat like this.

Yup then again, I had nothing better to do.Why?
Exams starting for me, but ended for my other friends. And my tp friends are probably studying hard right now. Good luck to all XD

2006-08-26T00:47:00.000+08:00

DUMB

Yes the dumb chili sauce, which I tried everything to open, for a total of 30 minutes, how did I open it at last? Well I will cover you later.

Happened when as usual, trying to cook a bowl of noodles for myself, I had to add onion chili sauce to it, why? Guess its fetish.

Hammers, screw drivers, spaner, just wouldn't work.

30 minutes of dumb shit, I am really a dumb shit, i just had to turn the cover the other way.

After all , when you got what you wanted, the feeling that couldn't be describled just fill you up, its the feeling of "woo hoo" .

There you go, yishun's most unhealthy maggie noddles. Eat this everyday and you will definately have cancer.
Anybody wanna try some?
Yes, why did I do all of this at home?
why did i even blog this shit,
because I have nothing better to do. XD

2006-07-23T02:33:00.000+08:00

SUBSTANCE ABUSE VS LEGALLY GETTING HIGH

What is substance abuse,
substance abuse is where one abuse a substance/drug that is actually/morally used to treat or have positive effects on the person(excludes getting high which is not moral). Instead of using it for the right reasons, we used them to get high.

these are some of the substance/drug which we can abuse to get high

cough medicine(the one you get from doctors, not guardian store, it seems a particular core substance to get high is not present in the guardian's cough medicine)

How to abuse?
Easy, drink at least half bottle at a shot. The effects are a total take out; hallucination, drowsiness, HIGH. Hallucination is totally awesome.
1st time?
yeah, i tried once, and never dare to abuse again, i was young, trying to clear my cough in a single dose of medication.

Glue(used to stick stuff together, the old school one in a small container, well somewhat like this)

How to abuse? Put them all in a plastic bag and sniff
effects? HIGH
1st time? I haven't really tried this before but i heard it rocks.

ok the final substance and what i really gonna share, ethane chloride.(Magic name: laughing gas)
what actually is this used for? Its sold at Watson at 11 bucks per can, you are suppose to spray it on to bruises, injuries, to numb the area.
How to abuse? spray a small amount onto absorbent stuff like clothing. Put the cloth near your nose until the peak of your nose is touching the cold moist part of the cloth, sniff it deep and softly in a long shot and not like catching your breath.
Effects? UBER HIGH ,Series of laughter.
1st time? during a chalet, yeah thank you si yuan and kj for teaching me this wonderfull art of abuse. we abuse it again if theres a chalet.
Other things to note about ethane chloride? It has a very short effect, like 5 minutes, but the effect is of drinking 2 glasses of graveyard. But good thing is that ethane chloride is cheap and available at many places!
IMPORTANT: DO NOT SPRAY DIRECTLY AT YOUR NOSE, YOU WILL DIE, I REPEAT, YOU WILL DIE

Rating: Using * to rate the level of wonder effect, from one to five stars.
Cough medicine : *****
Glue: ***
Ethane Chloride: ***
(reason for 3 star, extremely short duration of effect)

Side effects?
Cough medicine: no idea
Glue: Heard it damages your brain cells
Ethane Chloride:no idea, maybe it affects your sense of smell.

Theres a short clip of my 1st time, but i don't know how to upload videos onto blog yet, will have to ask from me haha. Thanks pin cheng for the video XD.

PS: If this entry actually anticipate you to try all those substance, its clearly not my fault, i am just sharing my point of view, I tried them out of curiosity and not purely wanting to get high.

2006-07-19T00:46:00.000+08:00

THE CHILDISH OLD HAG
This entry might be a pain to read, but well, like I give a shit.

Definition of a lectuerer :One who delivers lectures, especially professionally.(http://dictionary.com)

oh yes professionally,
let me share a story about a "professional" er no, prochidishional lectuerer/tutor, well same.

Sing kar lui i pressume. sing my kar cheng. Well I will leave some respect as to name her mdm sing for the story, since she will be gone in a few years or so. I mean from the world.

HERE IT GOES

It started off last week, where I, not disturbing the rest of the classmates, wasn't paying attention during her lesson. So what? This is poly for christ sake. Near the end of the lesson, I was chatting with my friend beside, then she gave us questions to do, we can't solve them and well, got a scolding.

Ok, we accept our punishment, we looked down and she started to nag, holyshit she could actually nag for 15 minutes non-stop, come on bitch, this is secondary school no more.
Then, at 4 :15 I rushed to attend my cds lesson as i was already late, without telling her about it.

Today, during her lesson, she told us,no, me. to sit infront, she said she told me last week that I must sit in front, she actually marked me just because i had to rush to attend my lesson the previous week?
I did something daring, well not that daring, i asked whats the difference between 1st and 2nd row, and she actually replied: " I can see you nearer ". FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. please , thats freaking childish shit.
ok you might think this isn't childish, i shall go on.
I said nothing and went to the front sit, told her i have to leave at 3:45, without addressing "mdm sing" 1st. She said i was seeking a request and that was not the way to do so, ok maybe i am rude, i threw my pride and and told her again in a very respectable way. When the rest of the classmates arrived, guess what, she said " Class, Benny had to leave at 3:45 , we have to accommodate him and end the class at 3:45"( In a sacastic way) Ok this is when my rage built up, but i managed it, i told her i had to, not that i want to leave early. And she said this is the kind of attitude those kind of students like me have. Guess i don't have to explain what "those kind" meant. I had to counter this time, or i really am a loser.
I threw in this, " i remembered when we were late by 1min for a... particular telsys lesson i suppose. And the lectuerer marked us late, not only, she ended late and i was late for my cds. I wouldn't want to be late again, especially for a cds test, so well i had to leave at 3:45(in a sacastic way)"
She replied, "thats my lesson", and i said "oh is it? i actually forgotten its your lesson( i gave a cocky face and said that in sarcasm)" The class laughed and she is totally pissed. I totally owned her. Therefore i don't have to argue anymore and allowed her continue her crappy nag, this time in a very pissed tone. She started said things out of anger like, failing, retaining,like i give a shit.
HAHAHA BITCH. TOTALLY PISSED.

Guess i be marked for the rest of my semester, well i just have to be caution. No regrets Benny, yes no regrets.

See this bitch

Your next
And Zidane you did the right thing,
Go fuck yourself sing kar lui.

2006-07-15T02:19:00.000+08:00

My 1st blog, i finally freaking did it.

The feeling of achievement.